-isms

Me: "It smells like poop."
Jake: "No.  It smells like cheese."

Me: "Alex.  Please take your sippy cup to the sink."
Alex: "No.  No.  No.  NO THANK YOU!!"

Jake has been obsessed with wearing a watch.
Me: "Jake.  What time is it?"
Jake: "Thirty O'Clock." (this is his answer every single time)

It was bedtime.  I asked Alex a bazillion times to put the bath toy away.  He continued to refuse so I grabbed the toy out of his hands.
Alex: "No Mama!!  You can't do that.  That not nice.  You never grab a toy out of your friend's hands."

Me: "I love you Jake."
Jake: "I like you Mama."

Me: "Alex.  What are you going to be for Halloween?"
Alex: "A ghost!"
Me: "Boo!"
Alex: "No Mama.  I'm going to be a happy ghost."

Mary